So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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