how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
