i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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