i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
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I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
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Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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