Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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