Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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