Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
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We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
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Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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