How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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