I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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