I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
send nudes
from the living room?
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