D3 body, D1 cock
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
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Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
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My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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