i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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