awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
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