She is in my trunk
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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