First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
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I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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