But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
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Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
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Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
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