what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
That was an excessively violent trivia night
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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