Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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