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I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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