O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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