On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
