Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I wish i was in the wii world.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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