Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
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the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
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I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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