Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
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