You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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