That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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