So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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