Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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