ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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