Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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