the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
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