Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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