I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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