He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
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She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
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Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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