i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
No subtext here. People are naked.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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