does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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