He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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