i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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