dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
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At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
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I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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