Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
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