no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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