the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
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Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
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Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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