I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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