the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
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last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
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I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
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So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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