is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
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He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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