You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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