Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
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I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
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like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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