come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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