So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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