I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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