Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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