O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
She's the barista slut.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
