do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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