My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
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I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
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From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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