They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
My Sexting was not on an AP level
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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