TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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