We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
my shit smells like andre
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
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And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
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We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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