'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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