David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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