...so i touched it.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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